Winner Winner!

Thanks to everyone who entered and shared for this one! To my eternal delight, the number Random.com generated was 16! That means I didn't have to do a lot of counting to find out that the winner is TORI!!

Tori, email me at nomoremomjeans at gmail dot com with your color and sizing information and we'll get your starter kit right out to you. CONGRATS!

To everyone else, I still think you're super awesome.

Giveaway Deets: mod bod Starter Kit

Ooookay, who wants to win a mod bod starter kit? One lucky winner is going to snag a cami, a cap sleeve tee and one of the super awesome double-v shirts that I'm wearing in the post (the red one). That's really three things, so this giveaway is triple the awesome. The value is $70 and the winner can pick from any size or color currently available for each on the website.

Blog is open to U.S., Canadian and U.K. residents (I'll ship to non-American winners!) I just love my U.K. fanbase so much that I've got to get you in on this. I'm working on giveaway entries for my Aussies, too!

Here's how to enter:

1) Comment on this blog entry for one entry.

2) Become a follower or tell me you're a follower and be honest about it for another entry. (This is the one on the right-side panel of my blog homepage under "followers")

3) Become a Facebook fan for another entry. Or, if you're already a fan, that totally counts and we're friends.

4) And a last bonus entry for suggesting the fanpage to your friends. BOOYAH! Then they can know the exact minute I find a picture of the Kardashians in workout gear. That's called "spreading the love."

That's a total of four entries. Leave a comment for each since I am not magical and cannot keep track of everything all at once. This keeps it nice and neat. Remember to leave the comments on THIS PAGE. Otherwise it won't count. And I feel like it would be really special if your entries counted.

Let's do it!

**I forgot! Giveaway ends at midnight on Friday morning so I can call the name on Freaky Friday! So enter away until then! ****

Winner Winner!

Random.org gave me 25. Which means QUIRKY JESSI! You win! Send me an email at nomoremomjeans@gmail.com and I'll send your gift card. Congrats and thanks to everyone for entering! Your comments were super entertaining.

New Year's Giveaway! The Deets

I wanted to start the New Year off with a fun giveaway, but I just barely got the details squared away. LUCKILY it's only 18 days late, which I consider a special triumph.

Up for grabs is a $60 CSNStores.com gift card. You remember them, right? They've got tons of swag, my favorite being their SHOES. But, if you're more of a home decor type, they also have furniture, modern duvet covers, etc. Also... handbags!

Anyway, moral of the story, you could have $60 to spend on whatever your little heart desires. Unless it desires Zach Efron, in which case a) stop being a cougar, and b) OMG I KNOW HE'S SO HOT. Here's the drill.

Comment on this blog entry for one entry.

Become a follower or tell me you're a follower and be honest about it for another entry.

Become a Facebook fan for another entry. Or, if you're already a fan, that totally counts and we're friends.

And a last bonus entry for suggesting the fanpage to your friends. BOOYAH!

That's a total of four entries. Leave a comment for each since I am not magical and cannot keep track of everything all at once. This keeps it nice and neat. And if you win, you can buy me a present. Remember to leave the comments on THIS PAGE. Otherwise it won't count. And I feel like it would be really special if your entries counted.

You've got until Friday morning at 7am MST to enter, and the giveaway is open to both Americans and Canadians.

You can also buy me these, to be exact.


Oh, slouchy riding boots make me so happy. AND! You'd still have $15 to spend on yourself. Everyone wins!

Happy commenting!

Winner Winner!

All comments are in and Random.org spat #217 out at me, which meeeeeeans:

Oklahoma City CityMommy wins! (and she said I was hot... so BONUS!)

You've got 48 hours to send me a message at nomoremomjeans at gmail dot com and we'll get you all fixed up for a little shopping spree.

Thanks for entering, you guys. I am the QUEEN of not entering giveaways on blogs. I'm always like "Ooh, good prize... but I'll NEVER win!" (Sulk sulk) I appreciate you taking the time to enter and let's do it again soon, shall we?

Happy weekend!

Birthday Giveaway Deets and Entry Page!

I have a tradition for my birthday. I usually head to the mall and pick out a few things totally guilt-free for myself. Usually I go shopping and apologize to my husband for the damage... but oh no, not on my birthday. Now, I had the great idea to get married on my birthday, so it's also my anniversary. Since the day was already packed, I went over on Saturday and happily shopped away.

So, since my tradition is to buy myself something pretty, why don't you do the same in honor of my birthday? up for grabs is a $60 gift card to CSNStores.com. CSNStores.com has a massive variety of stuff to choose from, including bedroom furniture sets, shoes and handbags, kid's clothes, home stuff, decor, you name it. So... it's pretty much the most abstract giveaway OF LIFE. $60 of guilt free shopping money makes Jae very, very happy. Entry is for Americans AND Canadians. I swear one of these days a British sponsor will swoop in and make a deal for my fans 'cross the pond.

Alright; here's how to enter. You've got three ways:


1) Leave a comment on the post. I feel like it should say something along the lines of "Happy birthday, you're the best and I love you," but I won't sway you either way.

2) Become a fan on Facebook. I so very much love communicating with you guys over there!

3) Follow my blog. Let's be friends. That way you'll be the first to know about awesome giveaways and my distaste for Lady Gaga and harem pants. (Click on the "Follow" button on the right-hand side with all of the pretty pictures of my current followers.)

That's it! Leave a comment for each entry. IMPORTANT: ENTER ON THIS "HOW NOT TO DRESS LIKE A MOM SWAG PAGE," not the posting over on the regular blog. It just helps to keep things tidy and neat for me, k?

If you're already a fan or follower, just leave three comments and we are good to go. The winner will be announced on Friday, seeing as there's no better way then to spend a weekend perusing online stores with money to burn. Seriously, I found these over there. You could totally buy them for me with your gift card. Just sayin'

Good luck shopaholics.